Interview With My Kids

These questions are from one of those Facebook memes traveling around recently. I interviewed each of my kids separately. Here’s what they had to say…

1. What is something mom always says to you?
J (age 6): “I love you!”
J (age 5): “I love you!”
E (age 3): “I love you!”

2. What makes mom happy?
J: If we obey her
J: When we give her flowers for Valentine’s Day
E: Pictures of me

3. What makes mom sad?
J: When I’m sad
J: When she has to give me a spanking
E: When I disobey and she can’t give me a sweet

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
J: Telling me jokes
J: Silly jokes
E: Tickling me

5. What was your mom like as a child?
J: Cute
J: Excited
E: She played with toys

6. How old is your mom?
J: 42
J: 41
E: 2

7. How tall is your mom?
J: 4 feet
J: 10 feet
E: Bigger than Daddy

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
J: Spend time with her kids
J: Eat chocolate eggs
E: Play with dolls

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
J: Type on the computer
J: Cook tea
E: Miss her kids

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
J: Studying a lot
J: Being a knight
E: I have no idea

11. What is your mom really good at?
J: Showing love
J: Sewing
E: Tickling

12. What is your mom not very good at?
J: Reaching high things
J: Video games
E: Being sick

13. What does your mom do for her job?
J: Go to meetings and tell people about Jesus
J: Tell people about Jesus
E: Work at the office

14. What is your mom's favorite food?
J: Cadbury Crème Eggs
J: Chocolate eggs
E: Fazoli’s

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
J: She’s good at spying on me
J: When she wins a video game
E: She’s happy

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
J: SpongeBob SquarePants
J: SpongeBob SquarePants
E: A raccoon

17. What do you and your mom do together?
J: Go on "love dates"
J: Go on "love dates"
E: Read magazines

18. How are you and your mom the same?
J: We love each other
J: When she sits and I stand, we’re the same height
E: Our smiles

19. How are you and your mom different?
J: We like different things
J: When we’re both standing, she’s taller
E: We have different-colored robes

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
J: She hugs me
J: She kisses me goodnight
E: She tickles me

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
J: He’s awesome
J: He’s a good man
E: His hugs

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
J: Bear Rock Café
J: To the vacuum store
E: Fazoli’s