E: "Daddy, if you die, and then Mommy dies, then could we watch SpongeBob?”
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J2: “I wish I was a Transformer. Transformers don’t have to have their hair brushed.”
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I knew it was a mistake to let my kids out of my sight while shopping at Target, even for a moment.
E, loudly: “MOMMY! J1 is wearing a booby pad!!!”
(This is what the kids decided a bra was called. And yes, he was actually wearing one.)
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J1: “Mom, Megan told me that when she turned 16 she would take me on a date to Jason's Deli. And then, after she graduates from college she would marry me. If she can find me.”
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E, after dinner: "I’m full. And I don’t want to eat one more bite, because I don’t want my belly to get big, like Daddy’s or Santa’s."
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J2: "I hope we never get dirty in heaven. Then I'll never have to take a shower again!"
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E: “Daddy, I like my PJs. They’re bulletproof.”
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J1: "Mom, when we give to God, does He like gift cards?"
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E, while flipping through her bible: “I know God has to be in here somewhere!”
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J2: “Dad, I was just thinking about if I was a firefighter, and I was fighting a fire in a building, and I had to tinkle, and I tinkled on the fire, and it put the fire out.”
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